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Based on the job description
there need to be some schedule changes, the portions are all out of proportion.
We must streamline life's overall efficiency, i.e.
how we are spending our time seems an exercise in futility, blowing over(most peoples)head
in exhaustive fumes like labor and toil makes ones blood boil to look back at one year of cleaning, three years of laundry and eleven, not seven years sentenced to watching others peoples made up fantasies, aka TV, do you see-
how much wasted energy this job entails
Five months of complaining curtails job satisfaction and the distraction of sleeping for twenty-six years not to mention the inaction of traffic for eight more hours-
We must smell more flowers along the way and tell the staff to laugh for more than one-hundred and fifteen days.
Anyways, four and a half days of eating is sufficient, and walking around the world four times seems efficient enough to get a good view, but who knew women would waver for one year over what to wear, who cares?
I dare say this sounds crazy,
I must admit
this profession is not for me
Why
Any way you slice it,
I think I'd rather eat pie.




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